i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.
words i use in every sentence:
That’s a sentence right there
Forwards and backwards
You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence
ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr
*walks into kitchen at 2 am*
…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…
TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?